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as long as you love me (puke parody) - bart baker lyrics

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(justin:) my girl doesn’t love me

(justin:) her new love is 1d

(justin:) i’m under pressure
i puked at my show
now my girl prefers one direction
was a belieber
but now she has no interest in my baby sized erection

(justin:) she wants to
bang harry
why doesn’t she wanna bang me?
doesn’t she know that i’ve got swaaaaaaag!

(justin:) girl, why don’t you love me?
i’m better than 1d
even though i threw up at my last live show

(justin:) and what’s with your daddy?
he’s extremely scary
i’m pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat

(justin:) oh my god that’s
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-harry from 1d!

(harry:) we had s-x s-x s-x s-x s-x s-x
and she told me she hates you
right after she she she she she she blew me
i’m sorry

(justin:) is my run over?
everywhere i go people are laughing at my milk barf
yes, i’m a poser
but that’s no reason to replace the sticker that’s on your car

(justin:) what about all you guys?
you’re my dancers, you must be on my side

(dancer #1:) sorry but we prefer boy bands

(justin:) guys please do not leave me
you gotta belieb me
i’m better than 1d, i’m telling the truth

(dancer #2:) did you just stay belieb?
that’s totally corny

(dancer 3#:) plus one direction doesn’t lip sync and puke

(justin:) but i am so
swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
can’t you see?
n0body lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
i f-cking hate 1d

- bart baker lyrics

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