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minus one - basement guys lyrics

[intro]
psst… i see dead nathaniels

[verse 1]
i just traded a tattoo for an “i am music” tiramisu
josh, you got your rick owens boots from temu
f*ck that dumbass waitress at aylmer bbq
i’m gonna scare her in the dark
josh, why’s this beat sound like a fart
i just graphic designed your f*cking album cover
while i was over at your house, i banged your f*cking mother
i heard haley’s verse, and i had to shove her
i really hate computer science
“the lockers are clean,” i’m not buying
nate you need to stop beating it, your window’s foggin’
i’m gonna blow up your house with your dog inside
before it blew up, your mom was in a coffin
josh, your beats, they sound like ass
you’re in my passenger seat, i’m gonna crash
i’m counting all the money that mcdonald’s won’t give you
when pandabuy shut down that must’ve been your issue
i ordered, off there, some balenciaga condoms
‘jun, i’m korn in ‘07, ‘cause, b*tch, we got a problem
ellie, who volunteers to be a f*cking ginger?
your verses suck, mine make my stats bigger
evann waited at the hospital for an x*ray
she sh*t her pants the very next day
my songs are bass boosted, i’m super opium
arjun, when you get at the party it’s f*cking “slow*pm”
josh tracks your location, like he’s your f*cking mom
i’m gonna sell your body to charles manson
arrive a minute late, and i’ll shoot you with a handgun
olivia will get it on tape with her canon camera
i learned to kidnap people on google chrome
nate, i’ll stalk you while you’re in your home
take a bat, and smack you in the dome
what the f*ck
ellie says she raps good, but can’t stay on beat
i chased josh down with a scythe, and k!lled him in the street
“why does he look like john pork?”
josh, i’m gonna stab you with a fork
what the h*ll rhymes with “balenciaga condom?”
arjun, i’m robbing your gold, like a g* g* g* goblin
i’ll spin your block, like i’m in 8*bit beyblade
you’re pr*nounced dead by the very next day
nate, i’ll shoot you for the money that your tiny cheques pay
i’m counting coloured dollars, i wear a monocle
i’m gonna smack you with a sword, i’m a bionicle
evann says i’m really gullible, but who believed that left is on the right side
i’d say some more, but if i diss you again, you might cry
i told nate to jump off a building, and he might fly
arjun, come back as a ghost, and i k!lled him again
i put a hit on basam, and said, “bye, bye, my friend”
[verse 2]
haley, real happy, while sticking up middle fingers
taeghan was right, ellie, why you wan’ be ginger?
nate’s so obsessed with toes, call him the “feet sniffer”
arjun’s always comes late; guess i just beat quicker
evann can’t stand up, because her d*mn knee k!lled her
olivia don’t use tp, call her “leaf sh*tter”
taeghan can’t f*ck with me, i’m the “mcd’ winner”
haley’s verses are cheesy, she’s peewee splinter
and y’all be slow, like some turtles
arjun’s said that he’s “tight,” he’s so fertile
i make the function jump, b*tch, just like hurdles
imma wet your ass up, b*tch, just like squirtle
yo’ voices are squeaky, b*tch, just like sum’ squirrels
and you gobblin’ nuts like ’em too
if i’m in your house, i’m taking a poo
run a train on taeghan, have him screaming “choo*choo”
arjun, you’re a b*tch, whatchu gonna do?
nate’s steady on tip, tryna get my glue
imma beat yo’ ass up, leave you red and blue
and this beat got me trippin’, lemme tie up my shoes
lemme tie up my kicks, haley’s verse got me sick
nothin’ but a swim cap, disney plus, and sh*t
nate blew up my house, then got hit with this d*ck
imma rip off your b*lls, then give them a fl!ck
arjun, you’re washed up, you peaked way too quick
taeghan won’t stop suckin’ meat, like a tick
shove a seed up yo’ ass, just like “morty and rick”
i mean “rick and morty”
arjun, i’ll take a fat sh*t on your corgi
ellie’s hair prolly won’t make it to forty
evann, why the f*ck do you like to snort feet?
haley’s always lookin’ lost, “finding dory”
taeghan said somethin’ ’bout, “goin’ in deeper”
imma blow up your b*lls, just like a creeper
nate sucked my soul out, just like the grim reaper
i should prolly invest in a minesweeper
p*ss on your face, you could call me “r. kelly,” b*tch
arjun’s t*st*cl*s are clear, like a jellyfish
sell them on the dark market, now i’m fairly rich
i hope you get kidney stones that are very thick
i’m gonna find your clones to hunt you down, like angstrom
t’ looks like a f*cking clown, i spanked him
nate, if you owned a cow, i’d hang him
my pants are all p**py brown, my cousin’s named tim
you won’t believe it, but my uncle named him
ellie, you built like the turtle named franklin
evann should get her money up, get to bankin’
all these plans got arjun tight, like he’s crankin’
nate why the f*ck ain’t you pop out
you’re sitting b*tt naked inside of your house
“godnameit!” you can’t pr*nounce
bas*m*nt guys minus one, whatchu talkin’ ’bout?
[verse 3]
i’m feelin’ f*ckin’ depressed
i missed out once and y’all making a mess
why’s arjun not getting dissed? b*tch, i beat him in chess
these bars making me wanna live less
f*ck apologies, taeghan, lemme touch your chest
f*ck apologies, josh, lemme see you in a dress
thought rappin’ with the b’ guys was f*ckin’ blessed
why is ‘jun not in this song? b*tch, take a f*ckin’ guess
do they hate me? this sh*t got me f*ckin’ stressed
“nate! nate! are you the best bas*m*nt guy?” uh, f*ckin’ yes
drunk on the couch watchin’ predator
f*ck temby, imma enter her
my bad, arjun’s my editor
no ghost writing, b*tch, i don’t need a creditor
arjun lookin’ like a horse, need a settler
*shushing* i’m dead
black surroundin’ everyone
in the void
this constant dissin’ got me annoyed, avoid
a broke b*tch has got an android? avoid
say you’re lloyd, but you’re employed, avoid
surrounded in black, a void
avoid, avoid, avoid
t’ can’t bite sh*t, he a toy, avoid
darkness and suffering, no joy, a void
heartburn, these f*ckin’ ‘roids, avoid
burn in the black, a void
break ‘em, break that, destroy everything
the void

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