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grandma - beanpole lyrics

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[intro]
(get ready for the wildest ride in these here parts! keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times, and here we go!)

[verse 1]
grandma’s acting very strange
i think that something’s wrong
rocking quickly in her chair
and laughing all day long

[chorus]
i said, grandma
grandma

[verse 2]
she was friendly long ago
she would bake us bread
now she wears a colander
perched upon her head

[chorus]
i said, grandma
grandma
grandma
grandma

[verse 3]
all my kinfolk came to call
filled her cabin wall to wall
grandma stood to face the crowd
she was screaming very loud
“they came from outer sp*ce!
they came from outer sp*ce!
they came from outer spaaaaace!”
grandma says the little men
visit her at night
when the glowing orb appears
she puts up a fight
[chorus]
i said, grandma
grandma

[verse 4]
now she wears a lock and chain
wrapped around her robe
and refuses to relax
when they want to probe

[chorus]
i said, grandma
grandma
grandma
grandma

[verse 5]
kinfolk gathered to discuss
why they keep abducting us
grandma leaned into my ear
and screamed for everyone to hear
“they came from outer sp*ce!” (x7)
well, here comes grandma!
(grandma’s gone to outer sp*ce.)

[outro]
(please remain seated as the vehicle comes to a complete stop. make sure you gather up all of your personal belongings and have a great day!)

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