i don't want to play football - belle & sebastian lyrics

i don’t want to play football
i don’t understand the rules of the game
i don’t want to play football
i don’t understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing
taking orders from a moron

grabbing for the sweaty crotches
getting hit by people i don’t know
sugar, i’d rather play a different sort of game
sugar, the girls are just as good as boys are playing