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merry christmas bitches - bestiplayer999 lyrics

[intro]
alright
(h*llo, beautiful people!)

[verse 1]
tryna f*ck my b*tt
tryna rap my back
always tryna’ rap this shi* noun
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 2]
all the ornaments on my tree remind me of wham! because they sung “last christmas”
they tryna over*f*ck my food
i’m tryna make a list over here
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
[verse 3]
flock wilder, fix the track
make sure i’m a “#proudcatowner”
no, i’m a outright owner, i’m a little cú đấm
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 4]
mariah carey, did you see me in the “all i want for christmas is you” video?
it was near the end
which i was working on, b*tch
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 5]
there’s a bomb in guam
motherf*ck, there’s a christmas tree on fire!
put it out, now!
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)
[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 6]
all i want for christmas, is to just buy isthmus
but my dream, macka true
but i forgot, on christmas, i have to work!
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 7]
i’m just sayin’ that i’m motherf*cking sorry for startin’ this orgy
i slapped myself with my thong
it was worse
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
[verse 8]
i hear the sound of christmas music
it reminds me of you
you’re my present
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 9]
i talk about bad sh*t all the time
my only present is, to stop saying the sh*t everyday
and you, too
merry christmas, i won the retreat (won the retreat)

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[verse 10]
shove a f*ckin’ d*ck of your ass
while tryin’ to eat the f*ckin’ chicken wings and cookies
i lay my presents down and thought to myself
“why the f*ck do i even rap”?
but y’all b*tches are just f*ckin’ my thong
i planned to start an orgy, but no!
i got ‘em on the block
i got ‘em on the block
like honey, why the f*ck do you wear black jeans?
sh*t on my n*gga’s shoes
tryna f*ck my ass on this b*tch like dj sxid
we have some lovely b*st*rds
tryna get ma’s cookies
i can imagine everything diddy did to everyone
sippin’ some motherf*ckin’ wine while drinkin’ some sh*tty beer
mr. boy can shut the f*ck up while packin’ packgod’s b*tch!
i heard they are rockin’ chinchilly
f*ck some b*tches will tryna motherf*ck the b*tch who is the biggest p*ssy
i flipped the bird at taylor swift then said “my god!”
motherf*ck a f*ckin’ b*tch
i might get naughty for this song
but guess what!
i don’t give a f*ckin’ care!

[chorus]
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches
merry christmas, b*tches

[outro]
shove it up a d*ck
f*ck a d*ck*ass b*tch
always!
heh heh

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