technology employment contract - big hamus lyrics
yo, welcome to the company, dawg
we’re so excited to have you here today
welcome to this, uhh, apple
welcome to apple
we’re here at apple today
i don’t know what this song is or if it even counts as a song
so i think i should sing
“go buy an iphone”
“go buy a apple watch”
“a macbook, or an ipad”
welcome to, technology
let me, make your ears bleed
woo
now were gonna have some talk
my name is steve mobs
and i did apple, or something like that
wait, what’s my linе again?
oh i made apple? oh, i’m stevе jobs?
i thought you said i was, uhh, steve mobs
what do you mean i’m an idiot?
no, n*no, you misunderstand
i*i just misheard you, don’t call me an idiot
okay, we’ll go back to the song, everybody
steve jobs
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah, alright
[gibberish]
i don’t know
euw
i got, we got, technologies here at our company
welcome to our company
we care about you, so you help you, to help yourself, to help me
it’s a pyramid, call it a scheme
just kidding
but yes, we are kidding
definitely kidding, 100% kidding
everybody knows
what?
[?]
oh, i’m making the worst album possible
[?]
pff, it’s a 4*minute song, yeah
uh, skrrrt, boom
and that’s our company
would you like to work here?
uhh, uhh, uhh, um, fine
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