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pubes - bill loosensons lyrics

[chorus]
i pluck my p*b*s like guitar strings
you are tugging at my heartstrings
my d*ck and yours are both hard things
when you ride me please stop farting

[verse 1]
i did not do my english homework, now i have an 80 percent
if i keep this up then i will not be able to pay my rent
50% of my earnings go to percs and dayquil and fent
i will not give up the drugs even if i am celebrating lent
i was bricked up so i twist my d*ck and now it is permanently snapped
i was just trying to take a p*ss and now my urethra is trapped
there is no hair on a bald man’s ass, i know because last night i tapped one
if therе are no parking spots left, then i am taking a handicappеd one

[chorus]
i pluck my p*b*s like guitar strings
you are tugging at my heartstrings
my d*ck and yours are both hard things
when you ride me please stop farting

[verse 2]
why are you teasing me
come and put your little peas in me
come and slide your green bean in me
you know that i am a fiend for that d
why are you peeing on me
you know that i am not that type of freak
you know that on me you can’t take a leak
now imma shower, first time in a week
murder this bill like you’re burning a letter
i make you ill like you’re under the weather
f*ck all the cows, i’m still wearing the leather
f*ck arizona, i’m hurricane heather
[chorus]
i pluck my p*b*s like guitar strings
you are tugging at my heartstrings
my d*ck and yours are both hard things
when you ride me please stop farting
i pluck my p*b*s like guitar strings
you are tugging at my heartstrings
my d*ck and yours are both hard things
when you ride me please stop farting

- bill loosensons lyrics

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