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unlock freestyle - bill loosensons lyrics

[verse 1]
three big buff men fill up my holes, i just got f*cked by a bull (was?)
everybody’s saying my songs are tuff, i got banged by a guy that’s buff (was?)
i need them to free r kelly, then i’m gonna call him on his celly (was?)
celly sounds like cellophane, i’m gonna hit the towers with a plane (was?)
my pockets are so fat that they’re nolan
if you push him down a hill he’ll be rollin’ (was?)
i made an elevator that goes to sp*ce
i say slurs against every race (was?)
my name is jörg in german (was?)
other races are vermin (was?)
my p*n*s tastes like pop*tarts
they’re gonna put me in a cop car (was?)

[bridge]
me and robert e. lee just robbed a cvs
n0body’s as slimy as my peepee is
sam moe lester’s hard drive is full of little kids
they should free p diddy, he didn’t diddle kids

[verse 2]
i been f*cking on a man named gerald
i’m in cleveland and i’m reading the news herald
i got rabies from a dog that was feral
everybody else’s music is terrible
wakey wakey eggs & bakey ruling the summer
if you don’t listen to us, that’s a bummer
in the olympics for a gold medal cummer
i’m a hit in india with the slummers
[bridge 2]
this next album is gonna turn them all gay
i went to a jeweler and i stole, i didn’t pay
i’m recording this song on the last day of may
i’m not a follower, i do sh*t my own way

[verse 3]
unbillievable is coming in with fire
i went to england, i performed in a shire
every one of my haters is a liar
i could even sing my best through a wire
i got my nuts in a chastity cage
i nutted on a book, on a page
others’ music is so bad i could rage
i’m a force of some magic, i’m a mage

- bill loosensons lyrics

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