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if i had a time machine - billy cobb lyrics

[verse 1]
if i had a time machine
i’d go to every civilization
i’d rank every nation on who could make the best gin
i’d go and search for the master of creation
and have them make a painting of me with no expression
i’d be the founder of all the mathematics
the world would be ecstatic for solving all their questions
i’d sneak in the second continental congress
while session was in progress
and sign the declaration

[chorus]
after all of this, nothing will change (yeah!)
it’s only human to bе stuck in our ways (yeah!)
we’ll find a new way to sеt the world ablaze (yeah!)
after all of this, nothing will change

[verse 2]
if i had a time machine
i’d fly to go kiss winona ryder
prevent every fire
and find the proof of vampires
i’d draw some concepts
then hand out loads of fliers
to change all the attire of the ancient roman empire
i’d teach neanderthals to surf the waves before us
i’d ride a brontosaurus
and change my name to esquire
screw all that investing sh*t
i’ll get rich on experiences
and see the world for how it is
and frame it as a satire
[chorus]
after all of this, nothing will change (yeah!)
it’s only human to be stuck in our ways (yeah!)
we’ll find a new way to set the world ablaze (yeah!)
after all of this, nothing will change

[bridge]
if what i tell you comes true, then you probably won’t be born
so be thankful that i’m not the master of time
but i know who is
and his name

[outro]
ned flanders is the master of time and sp*ce
and the transforming waste that perceives our ways
ned flanders is the master of time and sp*ce
he’s the man with no rage, never ages, he [?]
ned flanders * who would have thought?
master of time

- billy cobb lyrics

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