all i want for christmas is my nuts - blip lyrics
[verse 1: collin smith]
silent night
holy sh*te
my b*lls are gone
where did they go?
someone must have stole them in my sleep
all i want for christmas is my nuts
[chorus: collin smith]
not peanuts
not chestnuts
not walnuts
just my nuts
not peanuts
not chestnuts
i just want my b*lls back
[verse 2: collin smith]
silent fart
oh, i just shart
this is bad
mom is mad
now i have a rash everywhere
i have to buy some new underwear
[chorus: collin smith]
not peanuts
not chestnuts
not walnuts
just my nuts
not peanuts
not chestnuts
i just want my b*lls back
[bridge: jacob watson]
i’m gonna find my b*lls
i’m gonna find my b*lls
i’m gonna find my b*lls
if it’s the last thing i do
merry christmas, you flippin’ jew
[bridge 2: collin smith]
yeah
gonna find my b*lls they* they gotta be around here somewherе
my b*lls, my precious b*lls
took them in my sleep, that thief
that piеce of cr*p
i wanna find my b*lls right now
my nuts my* my* my t*st*cl*s
where did they go?
[outro: clinton smith]
i’m gonna find my b*lls
i’m gonna find my b*lls
i’m gonna find my b*lls
oh, they were in my pocket the whole time
it’s a christmas miracle
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