electronic pussy sucker - blowfly lyrics
you know, i saw this fine b*tch the other day, in a store that sells computers and video games. i went to her behind and i started rappin’ to her, when all of a sudden, i heard this strange laugh…
“hee*hahahahahaha…”
and the voice said: “who the f*ck are you?”
and i said: “i’m blowfly, who the f*ck are you?”
“i’ll tell you who the f*ck i am.” strange…
“i am electronic p*ssy sucker with a queer tube
i’ll treat a cl*t like a pr*ck till it vibrates with a groove.” weird, weird…
“i’m a computerized f*cker with a queer wire
i have cum in my d*ck, it’s been a rotten desire.” queer…
“i wasn’t made in j*pan, i give better head than pac*man
my tongue is electronic, my pr*ck is supersonic
push the right number, and i’ll make your c*nt thunder!
yee*hahahahahaha…!”
i wish i could lie and say i wasn’t afraid, but, huh… that was some weird sh*t
“no b*tch take in on me, no pr*ck can dethrone me
i’ll put twix via press [?], make her c*nt cum fiberglass
yee*hahahahahaha…!”
and do you know this b*tch was turned on my this kind of talk?
a f*cking cussing computer!
“i’m much more than a robot, you see, i have pr*ck in two nuts
20,000 kilowatts running through my vein
i am a computerized f*cking machine
brothers and sisters, and mother lodes
i would f*ck r2d2 of star wars! yee*hahahahahaha…!”
you know, this b*tch wanted to buy the f*cking computer
but i told her, i said:
“hold on, don’t you know you can’t buy that sh*t with food stamps?”
“i am electronic p*ssy sucker with a queer tube
i’ll treat a cl*t like a pr*ck till it vibrates with a groove
i am a computerized f*cker with a queer wire
i have cum in my d*ck, it’s with a rotten desire.”
“lies!”, that’s what i said. “lies!”
“i f*cked half of computers because they didn’t have class
and f*ck that f*ggot c3po in his aluminium ass.”
and before that sh*t, i was planning on buying a computer. now i want nothing to do with them at all!
“when my pr*ck is soft, and it needs a good loving
i make it hard by f*cking a microwave oven”
now, that’s when i grabbed this b*tch and wanted to get outta there, but… i checked out her drawers, and they was dripping!
“e.t. got bigger, both of those pr*cks are tough
but when it’s come to f*ckin’, i have the right stuff”
i sat this b*tch on top of a computer, getting ready to tear that ass up. but every time i started to f*ck her, this f*cking machine kept taking to me! and, shamed as i am to admit it, my d*ck wouldn’t get hard. this motherf*cker just kept talking sh*t, so i decided to get my black ass outta there. and as i was leaving, this motherf*cker had the nerve to say to me…
“are you leaving? where the f*ck are you going?
do not take the b*tch with you, i have some plans for the hoe
come here, baby, climb up on the top of me
punch the green b*tton. i said the green b*tton
not the red b*tton, you dumb b*tch
no, ple* don’t touch the red b*tton
don’t touch the red b*tton! don’t touch… the red… red b*tton…
i said, don’t touch the red b*tton… it’ll turn me off…”
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