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rap dirty - blowfly lyrics

[verse 1]
hehehe*hahahahahahaha…!
this is blowfly, the master of class
and i’m here to sock some soul to your ass
guys and girls, bulldaggers and f*ggots
gonna rap in your ear till your ass gets raggedy
if the world should end i’ll be under no strain
i’d blast right off with my ding*a*ling
gonna rap to all you motherf*ckers
about my best friends, those no*good truckers
riding down the road, carrying a load
feeling more s*xy than a pregnant toad
checking out the scene on my cb
’cause i don’t want no bears f*cking with me
that’s a big 10*4, good buddy
smoking weed, feeling fine
when suddenly i see a blue light behind
uh, caller d*ckhead, check out my crack
i think i got a bear on my back
hе’s on my ass and that’s no joke
but i’m gonna leave that bluе light motherf*cker in the smoke
10*4!

said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha*ha
hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh*heh
1*2, i said f*ck you
3*4, your mammy’s a wh0re
5*6, check out this d*ck, yeah
[verse 2]
while i was going around the corner, doing about 80
looking between the thighs of some big p*ssy lady
while checking out the thighs of this fine ho
i could tell she had a lotta ass below
but stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
i said, “hey b*tch, give me some of this fine meat”
she said, “i got it here, so come on with it
but just make sure you got enough meat to get it”
i said, “my hands are large, and my pr*ck is bigger
just open up your thighs while i pull my trigger, yeah”
i grabbed the b*tch by the hair and then headed for the room
she had a fine body, but a face like a coon
she sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
as the funk from her p*ssy started f*ckin’ with my nose
suddenly i find that it all was a waste
’cause there was a big pr*ck staring me in the face
i kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
what i thought was a b*tch was nothing but a man
and you know what i did then? huh…

i said uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah*ah
uh, i said ah, i said uh, ah, uh, ah*ah
and i got the h*ll out of there, that’s what i did
[verse 3]
so i grabbed my sh*t and got back in the truck
and i thought to myself, “what the f*ck?”
after messing up my day and spoiling my plans
i said to myself i can still use my hand
thought about the fine b*tch i had back home
and suddenly i couldn’t help but to play with my bone, yeah

[verse 4]
while riding to the state of alabama
in a little town where i loved to ramble
i went in this bar, said “what the heck
motherf*cker no good redneck
some assh0l* at the end of the bar
said, “hey, n*gga boy, do you know who you are?”
i pulled out my d*ck and broke the bartenders glass
and i said, “all you motherf*ckers can’t kick my ass!”
i remember what my daddy said one night
he said, “n*ggers pr*cks is bigger than whites”
but my black ass was in for a big surprise
’cause that cracker’s d*ck was three times my size
and of course you know, that isn’t a big 10*4
uh, i said, “feets, don’t y’all fail me now
let’s get the h*ll outta here”

[verse 5]
he said, “boy, i’m gon’ kick your ass till your head turn blue
there ain’t nothing i hate worse than a n*gga or jew”
i said, “are you sure you wanna f*ck with me?
i’m a distant cousin to muhammad ali”
suddenly his big pr*ck began to shrink
he said, “come on, boy, let’s have a drink”
those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats
carrying big clubs, wearing white sheets
he said, “listen n*gga man
i’m the grand dragon of the ku klux klan”
he said, “there’s no n*gga badder than me
motherf*ck you and muhammad ali”
i threw my drink in his face and i started to run
as i felt the lead from his shotgun
i got in my rig and covered up my face
and i drove my truck through that motherf*cking place
hoes started to run with glass in their hair
and the cracker’s ass was flying everywhere
the grand dragon was on the ground with his ass bl**dy
and i looked at him, i said, “10*4, good buddy, yeah”
i reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
and i looked in the mirror and said, “i can’t stand myself sometimes, huh”
and then i said, i said uh, i said ah
i said uh, ah, uh, ah*ah
uh, i said ah, i said uh, ah, uh, ah*ah
uh, i said ah, i said uh, ah, uh, ah

[outro]
i’m the boss with the shoot off
i’m the king with the ding*a*ling
i’m the hound with the crown
i’m the dog with it all
i’m the prince with dollar sense
i’m the king with the sweet thing, yeah

i said uh, i said ah
i said fee*fee, fum*fum, ooh*ooh, come*come
uh*uh, ah*ah, uh*uh, ah*ah, uh*uh, ah*ah, uh*uh, ah*ah

rap dirty [x6]

- blowfly lyrics

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