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liz taylor's lipstick gun - bobby bare, jr. lyrics

i heard that opie taylor was liz taylor’s son
they lived in mount pilot till the summer of 71’
and they were as close as a burger is to a bun
i heard they were as close as a burger to a bun
and one christmas he spent a month in a shed
building a gun that shot lipstick instead of lead
and in every kinda color- but never red
aqua – cannery – chocolate – but never ever red
she would use it on sundays just before dusk
waving her canon at the carolina sun
shooting at the neighbors- just to see em run
and it made her as happy as rebel on the run
and it made her as happy as a hag on the hunt
and it made her as happy as pigskin after the punt
and it made her as happy as a priest on top of a nun
and it made her as happy as a preposition in a pun
and it made her as happy as lipstick in a gun
till darkness came and everyone did run
home to hide from liz and her lipstick gun
and there never was a happier red headed son
i heard that opie taylor was liz taylor’s son

- bobby bare jr lyrics

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