the truth about toad (super mario bros. 2 overworld theme) - brentalfloss lyrics
have you met toad?
he’s princess peach’s pa
just between us, i think he’s definitely gay
you may not agree, but listen close and you’ll see
he’s very likely to be a big gay
(big gay)
he shops for shoes like aretha franklin at a big hat store
he’s a judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
(gay gay gay gay gay)
he loves ballet
and he owns the golden girls on dvd
he went to seminary
link says he’s a fairy for sure
(and link knows his fairies)
on the other hand, he may just be metro
plenty of guys are goin’ that way, today-ay
and if he’s gay, we still would like
would like
him anyway
that’s my friend toad,
so yeah he’s definitely gay
it’s not his fault, they cultivated him that way
he swears that he’s bi, we’re pretty sure its a lie
but either way a fungi, who says “haayy!”
you feeling a little h-m-phobic there, brent?
well, ever since toad dumped me on my birthday, uh, yeah!
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