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if our love was an outhouse - bryant oden lyrics

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[verse 1]

if our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
if our love was a skunk b*tt, it would stay on the ground
if our love was a camel, it wouldn’t much spit
if our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit

i wrote this sweet love song special for you
since i forgot your birthday, it’s the least i can do

[chorus]

i love you as far as a turkey can fly
i love you as long as a lizard stays dry
i love you as strong as a turtle can swim
i love you as deep as the doodoo i’m in

[verse 2]

if our love was a c*ckroach, it could jump really high
if our love was a mushroom, it would be a fungi
if our love was bread pudding, it would hardly have mold
if our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

i wrote this sweet love song special for you
next time, i’ll noticе your brand new hairdo
[chorus]

i love you as far as a turkey can fly
i lovе you as long as a lizard stays dry
i love you as strong as a turtle can swim
i love you as deep as the doodoo i’m in

[verse 3]

if our love was a chicken, it would have purty wings
if our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
if our love was a trash dump, it would have no dead mice
if our love was an outhouse, it would have no horseflies

i wrote this sweet love song special for you
i think i misspelled your name on my two new tattoos

[chorus]

but i love you as far as a turkey can fly
i love you as long as a lizard stays dry
i love you as strong as a turtle can swim
i love you as deep as the doodoo i’m in

[outro]
if our love was a camel, it wouldn’t much spit
if our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit

i wrote this sweet love song special for you
don’t thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew
honey, you’re sweeter than bathtub mildew

- bryant oden lyrics

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