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the weird waitress - buck truck lyrics

i’m a gum*chewing, burger*slinging, coffee*pouring, pizza*popping waitress
and i wait on you truckers all day
you’re very friendly folks, and we tell corny jokes
and i always listen to what you have to say

45 a week, and i live on your tips
i got big brown eyes, and s*xy*talkin’ lips
i’m a gum*chewing, burger*slinging, coffee*pouring, pizza*popping waitress
so there, whoo

(aw, hey honey, where is my burger?)
hey, i can’t help it if i don’t have but two hands
i dropped it on the floor

(uh, hey baby, can i get some more onion rings?)
hey chill out, mister––the cook went across the street to eat
he’ll be back in a minute

(i need some ketchup down here)
hit yer airbrakes, charlie
i don’t need all this, you know
i got a rich truckin’ boyfriend who can take me away from all of this
(yeah yeah, sure, well why doesn’t he do it?)
he will, he will as soon as he gets his rig outta hock

(uh, ‘scuse me ma’am, is my pizza ready yet?)
(you know i ordered that sucker last wednesday)
yeah, here it is
(wait a minute, i ordered pepperoni)
it’s cheese
(but i don’t want cheese)
you need cheese
(why do i need cheese?)
because we’re out of pepperoni
(well i heard that, okay i’ll take the cheese then, gimme a break w*llya?)
you didn’t do anything with the last one i gave you
(hey, watch it)
10*4
i’m a gum*chewing, burger*slinging, coffee*pouring, pizza*popping waitress
and i wait on you truckers all day
got a kid to raise, and a job that pays
and i always listen to what you have to say

now, you can call me darling, and you can call me honey
call me anything you want, just leave me more money
’cause i’m a gum*chewing, burger*slinging, coffee*pouring, pizza*popping waitress
so there, ooh

(aw, she’s sure weird)

- buck truck lyrics

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