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bald remy - budget beast lyrics

[intro]
i was roamin’ through some tall grass
when i looked down at my feet
and that’s when i saw
a wild diglett appeared!

[verse 1]
you’re a tech guy, fix my laptop
dan ended your career on the blacktop
dunked on your head, put you on your death bed
imagined being slaughtered by a redhead
just like every girl you’ve ever talked to
’cause they don’t want guys with a size 7 shoe

don’t worry buddy, size 7 isn’t small
for a toddler!

[verse 2]
you got no hair, no gel, just air
your breath smells worse than baby lar bear’s
you eat your deer off the road rarе
lady’s fear you like your da’ red scarе
got a new watch, ain’t n0body care
i think of you when i think of despair
i feel so bad ’cause it just ain’t fair
don’t know how you live with that kinda hair
[hook]
look like diglett, ball like mr. reale
all the ladies dig it, you’re quite the meal
except that meal was made by mr. reale
it’s just like you, it has no appeal
can’t play any sports ’cause you’re too short
kicked outta rit ’cause your dad went to court
now you’re into g*y men, that was your last resort
your mom made a mistake, should’ve went abort

[outro]
goodbye boy
you frol!cked with my toy
now let me ship you off
to portugal!

- budget beast lyrics

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