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john cena vs. slenderman pt. 2 - bungalo1868 lyrics

[intro: announcer]
epic rap battles of history!!!
john cena vs. slenderman

[verse 1: john cena, & slenderman]
i’m here at my grandmother’s house while i’m cat*sitting for her while she’s at the hospital. now i don’t know if her white p*ssy is nocturnal or what but i keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen. (john cena opens the door and sees slenderman) holy sh*t!! it’s the slender man, and he is cooking hot dogs on the oven pan! hey, you hungry home invader!! stop raiding our refrigerator!! (slenderman throws 2 sausages at him) yikes!! he just whacked mе with a warm weiner.. twice! (slеnderman tries eating food) wait… you ain’t got no lips! how the h*ll can you eat potato chips? ..woah! knock it off, you skinny son of a b*tch! quit stealing our food, and go buy a freaking sandwich, you bony b*st*rd! (john cena looks at the mess slenderman made in shock) look at this place! it’s a disaster!
grrr… f*ck you*

[bridge: deadpool]
*gasp* it’s slenderman!!

[verse 2: slenderman]

[outro 1: announcer, shiimario, santa claus (ishowspeed)]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!!
i think it’s best we get some color commentary in this sh*t
sorry if i’m uninvited
if santa could rap eminem’s godzilla! ho ho ho!
*breathes in* ..*school fire alarm sound effect*
(mr. beast!!!!)

- bungalo1868 lyrics

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