
ostrich - caddicarus lyrics
[intro: baby caddy]
baa baa black sheep
have you any wool?
[caddy]
cut, cut, cut, cut
[baby caddy]
w*what was wrong?
[caddy]
okay, did you even read this briefing that we sent you?
[baby caddy]
but i’m a baby, i can’t read
[caddy}
enough of your lies! you’re a passive little nose*picking son of a*
okay look, i’m sorry. okay, i’m sorry. okay, i’m really sorry, i had a really bad week
[baby caddy]
i understand, yeah, i understand
[caddy]
okay, well, basically, the briefing says that you have to do ‘baa baa black sheep’ with an ostrich instead
[baby caddy]
yeah, but what noise do ostriches make?
[caddy]
ummm…
[verse 1: baby caddy]
wuh wuh ostrich
how fast can you run?
forty*five miles per hour
[caddy]
it’s really f*ckin’ fast, innit?
[baby caddy]
your feathers make dust
as you live out in the sun
your eggs are so big
because you’ve got a big bum
[verse 2: baby caddy]
twinkle twinkle big ostrich
you’re a funny son of a b*tch
brain is smaller than your eye
useless bird that cannot fly
twinkle twinkle big ostrich
you’re a funny son of a b*tch
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