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going for the bronze - caitlin cannon lyrics

[verse 1]
you know the way teachers say
you’ll get ahead if you get straight a’s?
run laps on the varsity track?
harvard’s got a five percent acceptance rate
so i busted my ass and i did all of that
just to pour coffee in a starbucks hat
sayin’, “would you like to have a pastry with that?”
but there ain’t no other way to get a dental plan

[chorus]
i’m goin’ for the bronze, i’m gonna knock it in the park
’cause i’m not tryin’ to get too far ahead
i think a pretty gpa’ll get you into state
that ivy league b.a. is just b.s.

[post*chorus]
the b.a. is b.s.

[verse 2]
they told me, but i didn’t believe
that life don’t offer you no guarantees
but i got friends with masters dеgrees
all workin’ down at the applebee’s
and they bustеd their ass, but the market crashed
now, they’re washin’ dishes in the back ([?])
moppin’ floors and rubber mats
but they borrowed ninety grand and gotta pay it back
[chorus]
i’m goin’ for the bronze, i’m gonna knock it in the park
’cause i’m not tryin’ to get too far ahead
i think a pretty gpa’ll get you into state
that ivy league b.a. is just b.s.

[post*chorus]
the b.a. is b.s.
(go to bed, go back to bed)
(stay in bed ’til 10 a.m.)

[bridge]
and if i shoot for the moon
i may not hit the stars
but i bet you i can hit
on that guy at the bar
hey, baby, you got a job?
no, but i have a roommate who does
i think he’s got one, two
a*one, two, three, four

[chorus]
i’m goin’ for the bronze, yeah, i don’t need to break a sweat
’cause i’m not tryin’ to get too far ahead
i think a pretty gpa’ll get you into state
where you drink okay beer and get worse head
[outro]
’cause it turns out that ivy league b.a.
is really b.s.

- caitlin cannon lyrics

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