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a dungeons and dragons jingle bells parody - cami-cat lyrics

[intro]
alright, who’s not dead?
okay, at least i know how to make us all feel better…

[verse]
we just made our way back
from a dungeon straight from h*ll
i’m pretty sure that we
are not doing so well
sure we got a lot of loot
and we gave the boss the boot**
but now we’re all low on hp
and need a little boost!

[chorus]
oh! alcohol, alcohol
please take me away!
i wanna drink so much
that i get off this stupid plane
hey! alcohol, alcohol
tell me you’ll be true
plane shift spell or banishment
‘cuz anything will do!

[verse]
our party’s looking rough
tender give us the good stuff!
something that warms our throats
and messes up our guts!
our constitution save won’t
matter in this case**
because we all just wanna fail!
screw that battle!
*hooray!*
[chorus]
oh! alcohol, tavern crawl
let’s get on our way**
we’re gonna clear them all out
if we get to have our say!
hey! alcohol, tavern brawl**
i swear that they hit first!
i know i didn’t start it
so you best show me your worst**
yeah, i know i didn’t start it
so you best show me your worst!

[outro]
what are you looking at?
oh, you wanna fight?
*fighting ensues*
*another tuesday night, huh?*

- cami cat lyrics

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