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i love monster energy - capdude lyrics

[intro]
not sponsored
but i gotta say
i f*cking love
monster energy

[bridge]
call me mr speedy boy
drink energy through the can
monster energy to be exact
so i may be broke but what the cr*p
i still wanna drink it have it with the f*cking frat
and i can back that
ask em if i drink that
they say
f*ck yeah sn*tch that
[verse 1]
call me mr speedy boy
drink energy through the can
monster energy to be exact
so i may be broke but what the cr*p
i still wanna drink it have it with the f*cking frat
and i can back that
ask em if i drink that
they say
f*ck yeah sn*tch that
(i’m sorry i didn’t have any cans)
oh yeah baby get me that monster energy
you call me an addict
a d*ck is what you’re at b*tch
don’t judge me for the ways i get mad glad
i’m a tad wack and not from the drinks i’m chugging with your b*tch that im f*cking
i f*cking love monster energy its the best drink in the world
dying at 30 yeah gimme a twirl like
i curl up and die i drink em cause its my life no wonder why people drink until they die

{verse 2]
number 15 the nectar of the gods monster energy
it’s the nectar of the gods
i love it a lot
if you bring me one to vietnam you know what i want
like a drug i want my fix
a drink feels better then a b*tch sucking my d*ck i fl!ck open the can and take a sip
holy f*ck assault my heart b*tch
(its just like the best drink in the world)
ugh my f*cking heart
every dollar i make goes to monster energy
i paid for their warehouse and their land house
and their whereabouts
i don’t give a f*ck about heart disease and cancer causing i just wanna drink it out of my houses faucet
(wait is that possible)
(i gotta get that built in monster energy faucets bro)
{bridge]
let the monster out let the monster loose
let the monster loose you silly f*ckin goose
let the monster out let the monster loose
let the monster loose you silly f*ckin goose
let the monster out let the monster loose
let the monster loose you silly f*ckin goose

[verse 3]
drink 2 cans a day until i pass out
hospital visit every day
i might die in a silent way
but i drink when i get out anyway
run about
so fast
i run so f*cking fast
i’m f*cking fast
i could just have a heart attack
i love monster energy
ugh my f*cking heart
it was at this point in the song that
mr. let down had died
he died from monster energy overdose
he’s very cool
he really* he really likes monster energy
go visit my patron link in the description
to buy me a monster energy drink oversea
(mr. let down isn’t actually dead)
(i shouldn’t even have to say that)

- capdude lyrics

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