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what's the deal? - charles galbasin's spinoff work lyrics

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i’ve been working for this thing my whole life now..

well since 2019, but it’s like, y’know

same difference, tomato tomato, potato potato

i been through a lot, and now i’m out, and out on stage, out the stages, out the closet, out for blood

making racy comments for the commongood like they raised me to, it’s crazy dude

ever since bo burnham taught me you can hate yourself and play piano at the same time, i just knew it was my calling

calling out how f*cked the world we live in is

well, one of them at least

though, comedy is not even scr*ping the tip of the ice berg, it still was my first passion

back in diapers rapping, stacking the lettered blocks spelling goat? nope

no fire verse, but the mic was still soon to be active

‘cause i found the concept of laughter so fascinating, and making it happen for others was magical

since i was 10 or so? i don’t know, i don’t remember that far, but i still remember the start*up
i still remember i’d head to the kitchen, remote in my hands

i’d talk to my fans, really just the fridge, but i would pretend it was an audience, not just a big box filled with danimals and cheese sticks

and i’d perform my set, ask all those seinfeld*like questions, like:

“what’s the deal with this life, i mean, it’s like, i really don’t get it ‘cause i am like 10 or 9 or 11.”

and i’d picture it was televised up in heaven, so even though i was alone and had no real reactions i’d feel like i made a connection

but one day i’d find a video titled “left brain right brain” and my whole life changed

i’d make comedy songs, then i was ready to actively flog my content on the web

and i’d come across scrollin’, my “point a”, a cutesy little app called “rhymers block,”

tooled so a tool that ain’t yet know how to rap could see all the available assonances and pick one, until he could do it by himself

i basically stole every joke that i quote unquote “wrote”, and thought all the bot comments were real

made my first special, called it “seth appeal”

you’ll never see that, it’s so ass. so overly edgy, it was gross, now i know that

all these concepts i ain’t comprehend and yet i’d joke ‘bout
all these cultures i ain’t understand, it was so bad

and i ain’t even learn ‘til seventeen, that sh*t is so sad

that’s the age i learned to tie my shoes too, anyway

in 2022 i went to youtube, planning on posting a vid unlisted

of me performing a silly little song i penned a while back

thinking it just may be the thing that’ll get me famous

i posted it public instead, and the reception, the respect that it got, god d*mn

had to stop doubting and start posting for socials daily

eventually though an open mic event, was so enticing titled “almost every monday show lead by chris alan” and this talent, i thought, would not be missed out

so i signed up, booked the date, showed up, walked up to the mic, pushed my hair out of my eyes, looked at the crowd, and said:

- charles galbasins spinoff work lyrics

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