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i hate xmas - chew toys lyrics

i know it’s based
on some dumb story
supposed to be allegory
the liar, the b*st*rd and the fool
all i know is xmas ain’t cool
i hate xmas
deck my b*lls
i hate xmas
f*ck you all

who’s the fat guy in the red sweater?
for creepy pedos, dahmer was better
flying reindeer and busy elves?
xmas lovers, go f*ck yourselves

wrapping gifts that are yours not mine
lonely folks at closing time
hauling a huge tree right inside
is this when that dude was born or died?

thank f*ck it’s only once a year
hey santa, bring me a f*ckin’ beer

don’t give me gifts, i don’t want em
eggnog and pudding are f*cking rotten
if i see you in a holiday coat
i’m gonna kick you in the f*cking throat

- chew toys lyrics

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