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chinglish 4 dummies (skit) - chingo bling lyrics

are you sick and tired of trying to pay a phone bill?
“but the people at spring, just can’t help you.”
ordering the cheeseburgers becoming increasingle more difficult in america’s melting pot
“i mean, let’s face it, with all the illegals here, it’s just a pain in the b*tt.”
well those days are over ladies and gentleman
because the makers of wetpod has bring to you:
“chinglish 4 dummies”

that’s right folks
for only two payments of $49.95
you’ll master phrases like: “por favor believe it”
and if you act now or even throw him up
“te la lavas, te tomas la agua.”
hey!
ever trying and ordering a cheeseburger with one of these
“te la lavas, te tomas la agua.”, hehe
now, how simple was that?

“i smell pan.”
hey, puto face
are you the little f*cker that been downloading my catch phrases (tell or true) on the youtunes?
(take your time man but tell him) and on the youtunes
and on the (hey, hey, hey, know)
(we’re here to play)
hey you, you back off there
“i want my royalties, puto.”
cleto
f*ck him up cleto
kick his ass cleto
put him on a lance
(i, i’ll press charges)
who’d all this bush’s work for, man?
hey, can we talk this out, like…
“chingatelo cleto!”
“chingatelo cleto!”
(like man o primo)
i didn’t know what i say about the illegals, okay?

“stop bootlegging my sh*t culero.”

- chingo bling lyrics

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