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my mechanical romance - chuggaboom lyrics

[intro]
give me my money back
give me my money back

[verse 1]
magical machines placed in convenient locations
containing many things n-body should consume
at the youth club, leisure centre, zoo, they’re always there for you
until it drops the wrong packet of crisps
f-ck this sh-t
sometimes it’s a drink, sometimes it’s a snack
but it’s always gonna end without getting your money back
pressing “coin return”, just spits out some bronze
why am i being tortured? what the f-ck have i done wrong?

[chorus]
it’s a sad day for mankind, that yorkie should be mine
i think stealing is their design, machines are k!lling me

[verse 2]
so many different types
some even effortlessly make you hot drinks
(they kinda suck but at least they can do it)
but there is still an issue, they’ll burn your f-cking tongue off
it’s like taking a sip of molten lava straight from h-ll
holy f-cking jesus christ who signed off on this sh-t?
how did this ever get past r&d?
what d-ckweed thought this was a good idea?
i don’t think i have a mouth anymore
carl mate, can you take me to the hospital? oh sh-t

[chorus]
it’s a sad day for mankind, that yorkie should be mine
i think stealing is their design, machines are k!lling me
i don’t know what to do, i really need an energy boost
i’ve wasted too much to give up now
and i’m determined to get this to work

[bridge]
what do you want from me?
i’ve given you 7 f-cking pounds and i don’t even have any doritos in my hand right now
i’ll give you my f-cking soul
security’s told me to stop kicking this sh-t
so give me my doritos or give me my money back
give me my money back

[breakdown outro]
i’m so angry, i really want a coconut chocolate bar
i will break who ever designed this’s f-cking neck
uururrgsgghhgsdshhhh
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- chuggaboom lyrics

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