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the great worm race - colleen kitchen lyrics

[verse 1a: colleen kitchen]
i heard of this colossal small town worm race
in toowomba queensland very far away
i think they’re rather sending up the melbourne cup
because they hold it on exactly the same day

[verse 1b: colleen kitchen]
i’ll go to the tab, and i’ll lay down some money
as for the melbourne cup i can not go there
at the melbourne cup you gotta dress up fancy
and i’ve not a thing appropriate to wear. i’m goin’ to the

[chorus 1: colleen kitchen]
crow’s nest queensland worm race. i’ve got the
fastest worm in melbourne watch her/him run. goin’ to the
crow’s nest queensland worm racе
gonna take my winner, slimy two five onе

[verse 2a: colleen kitchen]
training for the race in my back garden
learning who is fast and who is slow
the fast worms get to party in a private jar
and as for the slow ones, back in the bin they go
[verse 2b: colleen kitchen]
i tried 3 meter worms from korumburra
but eisinia fetida is the way to go
my little slimies left their *rs*s in the dust
being so massive, bound to make them slow. goin’ to the

[chorus 1: colleen kitchen]
crow’s nest queensland worm race. i’ve got the
fastest worm in melbourne watch her/him run. goin’ to the
crow’s nest queensland worm race
gonna take my winner, slimy two five one

[verse 3a: colleen kitchen]
qualifying heats i’ve found my fastest
from my landlady’s composting bin
couldn’t name them all, so they’re all just called “slimy.”
number 251 is for the win

[verse 3b: colleen kitchen]
in these troubled times i cannot go to crow’s nest
‘cos it’s too many kilometres from here
so i’ll have a few friends over in the back yard
i’ll have ’em place their bets and drink some beer. we’re gonna have the…

[chorus 2: colleen kitchen]
brunswick melbourne worm race
can your worm beat my slimy? oh what fun. hangin’ at the
brunswick melbourne worm race
the winner’s always slimy two five one
{outro: colleen kitchen]
the winner’s always slimy two five one
two five one
two five one

- colleen kitchen lyrics

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