combofun episode 11: six seven - combofun scripts lyrics
combofun episode 11: six seven
characters:
skye
bucket boi
bailey
wenda
tunner
aiden
blitz
jax
ragatha
velvette
lights… camera… action!!!
(it all starts off in tunner’s ‘learn to be smart’ school)
bailey: ugh, guys. i hate school, it starts so early!
bucket boi: i know, it’s so boring!
bailey: skye, what time did you wake up this morning?
skye: oh, around six or seven o’clock!
bucket boi & bailey: six seven!!
bailey: *laughs* bucket boi, what time did you go to bed?
bucket boi: aww, i can’t remember. i think it was six or seven?
skye & bailey: six seven!!
bailey: *laughs* this morning, i made a mac n cheese cup! and i put it in the microwave for around six or seven minutes!
skye & bucket boi: six seven!!
wenda: what are you guys talking about?
bailey: oh? i’m surprised ya never heard of..
bailey, skye, & bucket boi: six seven!!
wenda: i mean, i heard of the number 67, but i don’t get it
bucket boi: of course you wouldn’t get it, you’re new to this slang
bailey: what’s the height of your dream man?
wenda: oh, my dream man is six foot seven!
bailey, skye, & bucket boi: six seven!!
wenda: i don’t get it!!
bailey: *laughs* guys, do you think the teacher is gonna notice the two questions we got wrong?
skye: oh, as soon as he says those 2 numbers, we’re gonna yell it out loud!
bucket boi: oh, i’m ready
bailey: hey, skye. how many days are in a week?
skye: seven
*bucket boi & bailey confused, looked at each other and looked at skye*
bailey: but what if you were unsure?
skye: oh, six or seven?
bailey & bucket boi: six seven!!
*tunner walks in*
tunner: alright, class! i am so angry because you all took a test yesterday and every single one of you got 2 questions wrong!
skye: which ones?
tunner: oh, you got questions six and seven wrong
bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!
tunner: shut up! i don’t understand why you guys say that everytime someone mentions six and seven!?
skye: no way! he said it again!!
bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!
tunner: shut the heck up! if i hear that again, you’ll be expelled! so since you don’t know how to answer basic math questions, we’re gonna start off from the beginning. we’re gonna learn how to count to ten. so count with me! 1… 2… 3…
skye: no way, he’s counting to ten!
bucket boi: he’s gonna say it!
bailey: here it comes!
skye: i almost feel bad about what we’re about to do..
tunner: …5… 6… 7…
bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!
tunner: shut up!!! i had it up to here with this nonsense!!!! there’s so much happening!!! that’s the final straw, i’m calling the school resource officer!!!
skye: maybe he’s right.. what if this thing is getting too old..?
bailey: aw.. i think we should calm down for about… six or seven minutes!!!
bailey, bucket boi, & skye: six seven!!
*all 3 of the kids start laughing*
aiden: i don’t get it
skye: you don’t get six seven?
aiden: well that’s how much iq my brain is! what’s so funny about all this six seven cr*p?
bailey: no one knows why it’s funny, but if someone mentions “six seven” or “6 or 7”, then you have to say six seven back
aiden: oh! i get it now! six seven!!
*2 minutes later*
jax: what seems to be the problem?
tunner: they keep screaming 2 numbers and it’s getting really annoying!
jax: everyone, please stop. your teacher already told you six or seven times
everyone: six seven!!
jax: woah woah! what the heck’s going on?
tunner: that’s the problem! *points to numbers 6 and 7* every time i say these two numbers, they just yell those two numbers
jax: class, settle down. i’m gonna tell you guys something sad. my grandpa was sixty six years old… he passed away at sixty eight. …then, my grandma passed away at sixty nine, and this happened when i was 6 or 7 years old
everyone: six seven!!
jax: i think i get it now. i’m a comedian!
tunner: they literally say that whenever they say those 2 numbers!
jax: you’re right! i’m gonna make my wife* uh i mean friend laugh! *leaves*
tunner: wait, but stop them from screaming though! *turns to the kids* alright kids. lunch is in six or seven minut* aww cr*p
everyone: six seven!!
*in the office*
jax: hey, ragatha!
ragatha: oh, thank god you’re here! there was a massive car crash in nevada!
jax: i’ll be there a bit but i gotta tell you a short joke!
ragatha: well, make it quick
jax: so, my grandpa was 66, he passed away at 68, and my grandma passed away at 69, and this happened when i was 6 or 7!
ragatha: sorry to hear that
jax: i don’t think you get it.. i was six or seven when that happened!
ragatha: i don’t know if this is your way of dealing with your problems. it’s sad, right?
jax: yeah. i’d give it a 6 or 7 on the sadness scale
ragatha: that’s lower than i would’ve guessed
jax: no, no! you’re supposed to laugh whenever i say ‘six seven’
ragatha: i don’t know this new kids slang, but we have to go right now! there was a big car crash in nevada, six or seven people didn’t survive!
jax: six seven!!
ragatha: jax!! that’s not funny, i’m gonna have to put you on the administrative list, and have a strict talk about this. i’ll call you in about six or seven minutes
jax: six seven!!
*at home*
aiden: six seven up in here!
vox: hey, aiden. how was school?
aiden: i’d rate it at like a six or seven on the scale. six seven!!
velvette: well, did you learn anything new?
aiden: it was good, i’ve learned about six or seven things. six seven!!
vox: are you okay? why do you keep saying six seven?
aiden: six seven!! *laughs*
vox: i don’t get it, what’s so funny about six seven?
aiden: six seven!!
vox: six…
aiden: *gasps*
vox: …seven?
aiden: six seven!!
velvette: can you tell us what six seven means?
aiden: six seven!!
*the doorbell rings*
vox: someone’s at the door, so just stay there for about six or seven minutes
aiden: six seven!!
vox: *goes to the door* h*llo?
blitz: hey, vox! it’s the start of november, and you haven’t paid last year’s rent for like six or seven months!
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: what was that?
vox: that was my adopted child aiden, he says that every time he hears six seven
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: that numbers kinda funny, because your credit score is between six and seven!
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: and if you don’t pay last year’s rent in the next six or seven days*
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: in about six or seven minutes*
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: i’m gonna punch you in the face six or seven times!
aiden (from the other room): six seven!!
blitz: *yells* whoever is saying that, shut up!!! *shuts the door*
*back in the living room*
aiden: six seven!!
velvette: who was that?
vox: it was blitz, he said that i haven’t paid last years rent in 6 or 7 months
aiden: six seven!!
velvette: how much do you owe him?
vox: like six or seven thousand dollars
aiden: six seven!!
velvette: what are we gonna do?
vox: how much money do you have in your wallet?
velvette: like.. six.. or seven cents?
aiden: six seven!!
*30 minutes later*
jax: what’s up, guys? i’m here to tell funny jokes! woah, big crowd! prolly like… six or seven people!
aiden: six seven!!
vox: what are you doing here?
jax: i found out that i’m a child comedian! …i’m not a child myself, but i’m a comedian for children. apparently, i can only make kids laugh, but not adults. i told a joke in school today, and they laughed! i told the same joke to ragatha but she didn’t laugh. i can only make kids laugh, watch!
*jax clears his throat before telling the joke*
jax: hey, what’s the deal with phone calls, huh? whenever i call someone, it only rings six or seven times!
aiden: *laughs* six seven!!
jax: was that good?
vox: i don’t think you’re funny
jax: oh, well screw you then! hey, tubby! how many bacon did you eat, six or seven?
aiden: six seven!!
jax: if one said two*three, and three said four*five, what did five say?
aiden: what?
jax: six seven!!
aiden: six seven!!
vox: you’re not the one that’s making him laugh, it’s the number!
jax: nah, it’s me. i’ve been telling jokes for six or seven years!
aiden: six seven!!
vox: i think the number you’re saying is making people laugh
jax: i got the best joke, it’s my number one favorite. so basically, my grandpa was 66 years old, he passed away at 68, my grandma passed away at 69, and this happened when i was 6 or 7
aiden: six seven!!
vox: that wasn’t good
jax: i got a better one! why was 6 afraid of 7?
aiden: six seven!!
jax: cause seven ate nine! that’s why six is afraid of seven
aiden: six seven!!
vox: i think the number you’re saying is making aiden laugh. you can say any joke and end it with… six seven
aiden: six seven!!
vox: yeah, and he’s gonna say that!
jax: … six seven!!
aiden: six seven!!
jax: alright, i’ll see you guys later… oh, and before i leave… six seven!!
aiden: six seven!!
*jax leaves*
aiden: *laughs* six seven!!
vox: umm.. do you know why six seven is funny?
aiden: six seven!!
vox: do you know why it’s funny?
aiden: no… six seven!!
the end
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