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dale dickens (rip) - cooper alan lyrics

[verse]
katie was a small town homecoming queen
started dating dale when she was nineteen
her pa thought “aw, nah, dale’s just dumb”
but katie swore her heart and mind were made up
but she started seeing when dale started drinking
he’d start yelling for no d*mn reason
kiss her then hit her, say something’s wrong with her
but she’d still make him that finger l!cking chicken dinner

[pre*chorus]
one day she caught dale rolling in the hay
called up her girls, said here’s the thing
grab a shovel and double barrel, meet me at the bar
and that’s how the whole thing started

[chorus]
she went:
hi ho, the whiskey flows
i think my ex has got to go
take a little nap in a burlap sack
take a little trip where he don’t come back
hey hey, whatcha say
i know this sounds all kinds of crazy
but he’s got mean and beating, cheating running through him
don’t feel bad, that boy has it coming to him
[verse]
well katie said “girls now here’s the plan
i know none of us ever k!lled a man”
jenny said “we can probably fit him in my truck
still got a little blood from when i k!lled that buck”
becky said “i got a fresh set of knives
in case they might come in handy tonight”
brenda said “i got a big mop and gloves
reckon little pine*sol’ll clean him on up”

[pre*chorus]
we can take him to the lake
and make it look just like he drank
and ran his boat into a log in the fog and it sank
they had their plan so they raised a toast
said ‘dale’s so dumb no one’s ever gonna know!”

[chorus]
hi ho, the whiskey flows
i think my ex has got to go
take a little nap in a burlap sack
take a little trip where he don’t come back
hey hey, whatcha say
i know this sounds all kinds of crazy
but he’s got mean and beating, cheating running through him
don’t feel bad, that boy has it coming to him
[bridge]
they took care of dale and disappeared
not a trace, no case, they were outta here
and legend has it they’re in mexico
and if you get them drunk you can hear them go (go, go)

{chorus]
hi ho, the whiskey flows
my ex is dead, he had to go
take a little nap in a burlap sack
take a little trip and he never came back
hey hey, whatcha say
i know this sounds all kinds of crazy
but he had mean and beating, cheating running through him
don’t feel bad, that boy had it coming to him
guarantee that no one’s gonna miss him
don’t feel bad, that boy had it coming to him

- cooper alan lyrics

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