sonic the hedgehog vs nostalga critic - creep switch lyrics
[verse 1: sonic]
bring me in and your virginity’s gone
you don’t even have cars
so u won’t beat me in this song
when the channel gets changed
it’ll make me say yay
hope you like my verse, it took me all day
you’re a hole in the wall of all the problems you crossed in
cause your review of the wall was bad, it had me crying
i bet you don’t have a ten inch c*ck
nostalgia critic had its days but now sonic rocks
[verse 2: nostalgia critic]
h*llo i am nostalgic ballz and i remember it because p*ss
now here is your ass and here is my d*ck
working conditions on my site i don’t sweat em!
i stole that because you don’t have to
i don’t get em
you’ve got a lotta games and they make me brain*dead
i’ll doug walk to the store and buy mario instead
you should go away because you smell like feces
you sound like you’re used to getting k!lled by nc’s
[verse 3: tails, knuckles, eggman, and nostalgia critic)]
holy f*cking sh*t he got mauled by a bear
this verse is written like this cause em wants to swear
my godd*mn neck is gonna get snapped unlike sonic i don’t chuckle except when i hear your raps
i have an announcement to make
give me your phone
i drop bars like p*ss droplets so you get owned
oh boy oh boy what is this
some kinda suicide squaaaaaaaaad
[verse 4: sonic.exe]
don’t mess with me because i am god
when you shoot your gun it reminds me of cod
look at your show its just a big mess
your outfit’s so terrible, can’t you dress?
doug walker shut up and eat a biscuit
when i k!ll you your blood will be hyper realistic
i say f*ck so much, they should call me the blue slur
you lost this battle angry movie nerd
[verse 5: nostalgia critic]
hey i said that i would be back d*ck
you’re gonna get owned by the nostalgia critic
“get back to green hill” sonic
that verse was cringe :/
that wasn’t even my main sh*t, so just take the p*ss
this hedgehog b*tch better get ready for some (punching)
bet you didn’t nostalgia c that coming
based on my detailed *n*lysis of
poo
i’m the nostalgia critic and i remember it so you don’t have too
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