pooping the charts vol. 2 all-out sh!tfest - cs188 lyrics
[intro * ke$ha]
hot and dangerous, ’cause we got a cl*toris!
tonight we’re getting hard, hard, hard, ha*ha*hard
[song 1 * like a g6 far east movement]
poppin’ bottles in my b*tt, like a blizzill
when we do it, we do it in my v*g*n*
(glitchy bullsh*t)
now i’m ridin’ three d*cks
now i’m feeling like blowin’ jesus
now*n*now*now*n*now
(more glitchy bullsh*t)
p*ssin’ in my ride
drunk, ’cause we actin’ like we sober
gimme that mo*woah*way*way*way*way*way*way*way
gimme that ‘stal*’stal, ladies love my ’stal
at my table gettin’ ‘stal, g*g*get my ’stal
now get me two more ‘stal, ’cause you know it don’t ’stal
now i’m feelin’ like a flying sofa
lol, lol, lol
[song 2 * firework katy perry]
do you know that there’s doodoo in a plastic bag?
de ne*de ne*de ne
what the f*ck?
do you ever feel like**
[song 2.5 * like a boss andy samberg]
a boss?
okay, so take us through a day in the life of “the boss”
well, the first thing i do is;
swallow a dude’s d*ck, crash my car
suck on debra’s d*ck
(like a boss)
eat some sh*t
demand a refund!
(like a boss)
sh*t on debra’s memos
i’m fat, i’m fat, i’m fat
hit on debra (like a boss)
get rejected (like a boss)
sh*t on debra (like a boss)
eat some p*ssy
yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!
black out in the sewer (like a boss)
meet a giant bagel (like a boss)
f*ck his brains out! (like a boss)
[smtpe tone]
[song 2 * firework katy perry, chad kroeger]
katy perry
ah*ah*ah
you’re gonna lea*lonna*lea**
just oh*oh*oh*oh*oh
after a hurr, comes a durr
’cause baby, you’re…
katy perry
woah!
oh, shut up!
you’re hard
come on, let your c*ck burst!
baby, you’re fifa
[smpte tone]
[song 3 * love the way you lie eminem, rihanna]
eminem
you ever love somebody so much, you could f*ck ’em?
and you swore you’d never f*ck, now you’re in each other’s**
rihanna
assh0l*
’cause i like the way it hurts
rrrr
eminem
they don’t know you, ’cause today, that was yesterday
yesterday is today, that was yesterday
today, it’s a different day
now you get to watch aleve out the window
guess that’s why they call it a*leave
rihanna
rawr* ni
(random repeating and stuttering)
eminem
now i know we said things, did things, that we didn’t
and now we’re in each other’s facebook
rihanna
just gonna sta*a*a*a*a*a*a*a*a*a*a
the*e*e*e*e*e*e*re
wa*a*a*a*a*a*a*atch me*e*e*e*e
(too much stuttering)
eminem
i never cum so much again, i guess i don’t know my own d*ck
aaaaaaaaaa
rihanna
that’s alright, because i lul’d
(random stuttering involving shamwow! guy and eminem)
i love the way**
[song 2 * firework katy perry]
you lie
’cause baby, you’re a faaf!
come on, let your c*ck shoot cum across the sky*y*y!
[song 4 * scooby doo theme simple plan]
i see cum on scooby*doo
scooby doody*doo, ydood*ood
i see you, pretending you gotta sh*t
don’t hold back!
i see you, help!
we need some cum from you now
you know, we gotta m*st*rbate!
fap, fap, fap!
and scooby*doo, if you cum, you’re gonna have yourself a s*m*n black!
that’s a fact!
[song 5 * your love nicki minaj]
shorty, i’m only gonna tell you this once
moron, m*m*moron
i lul
you’re like a candy store, and i love your *n*s
but my vision ends with apple
i mean, he was adam
i think i was a wh0re, wh0re, wh0re
but he didn’t get raped
[outro * katy perry, far east movement, ke$ha]
katy perry
go ah, ah, ah!
do you ever feel like**
far east movement
loading three d*cks?
katy perry
c*ck, c*ck, c*ck!
(ke$ha)
you know, you don’t wanna mess with jesus (my leg!)
katy perry
hurricoaster, you’re original, cannot be replaced
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