pooping the charts vol. 5 - sex-crazed pop stars - cs188 lyrics
[intro * lady gaga]
i’m just a h*rny fool, oh baby it’s so cruel
but i’m still a h*rny fool, oh baby it’s so cruel
but i’m still a h*rny fool, oh baby it’s so cruel
[song 1 * e.t katy perry, kanye west]
kanye west
i’m tryna lay my egg
in your milky way
i’m a legend, i’m irreverent
i be sucking some d*ck
welcome to the**
[song 1.5 * welcome to the jungle (guns n’ roses)]
jungle!
we got fun n’ games!
[song 1 * e.t katy perry, kanye west]
katy perry
they don’t understand you
you’re from a hole in the wall
and i’m ready to go
lead me into the hole!
a different deodorant
you’re not like the others
a futuristic lover
take me into the restroom
super duper urinal!
fill me with your seme, take my virginity!
your d*ck is supernatural!
you’re so hypnotizing
could you be the devil?
could you be kroboproductions?
deodorodoed
kanye west
cop a prada sp*ce suit above the stars
gettin’ stupid ass, straight about the joj!
i know a bar out in mars
where i’m sucking some alien’s d*ck!
[song 2 * hooked on you devin fox]
she’s the kinda girl…
she gives me cancer
you are so beautiful
when i’m watching you shower!
you give me b*n*rs
with your fantastic ass
and beautiful b00bies!
so soft, so soft
sauce
i start imagining your gloryhole!
she’s the kinda giiiiiiiiiirl…
she makes me wanna go home and start m*st*rbating to her
with my friends!
won’t you be my girl so i can cum all over
your lips, your lips?
your eyes, your rice?
your assh0l*, your lips, your eyes?
(glitchy bullsh*t)
death from above, 1979
[“turn it out” by death from above, 1979]
i wanna be a**
[nickelback] rockstar!
[song 3 * no love eminem feat. lil wayne]
[lil’ wayne]
i’m rollin’ sweets…
i’m smokin’ sour
married to the nightstand, i’m so g*y
yeah, put a d*ck in they mouth so
i guess it’s a d*ck in they mouth sas
aha*aha*aha*aha*aha!
i’m smokin’ n*ggas b*tches
broken bottles, bro*bro*broken bottles
am i bottles, bottles?
bro*bro*broken bottles?
[song 4 * just can’t get enough fergie, will.i.am, (billy mays)]
fergie
i want a d*ck inside my v*g*n*
i wanna have it every night, and day
and i just can’t get enough
will.i.am
i just can’t get it up…
(billy mays)
hi, billy mays here for erectile dysfunction!
if you are one of the 47 million dissatisfied with your c*ck not going up
call billy mays!
because i can get you really hard instantly!
without any tools
will.i.am
oh, baby, i can’t cum. so please come help me cum
i just* i jizzed in my pants!
fergie
every night…
will.i.am
sucking your c*ck, sucking your c*ck, sucking your c*ck
i don’t really mind sucking ’em d*cks
[song 5 * price tag jessie j]
jessie j
we just wanna make money, money, money
we just want your money, money, money
forget about the world!
e*e*everybody look to the left!
everybody look to the left
can you just=just*just stop for a minute and… smile?
money can buy us happiness, happiness
p*n*s, p*n*s
can we all slow down and enjoy p*n*s?
forget about the fries!
lover, lover!
b.o.b
yeah, yeah!
well, keep the price tag (yeah)
and take the cash back (back)
just give me six strings (six strings)
and a half stack (half stack)
and you can, can keep the cars
leave me the garage
and all i, yes, all i need are keys and guitars
and guess what? in 30 seconds, i’m leaving to mars
yeah, we leaping across these undefeatable odds
it’s like this, man, you can’t put a price on a life
we doodoo this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night
so we ain’t gon’ stumble and fall, never**
[smtpe tone]
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