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slit's prologue (ban this skit!) - cumdaddies lyrics

[tv news sound bite]
…joining us, so just to be clear so our viewers…

man, this sh*t is like for real

man

ay, should we go get some toilet paper ‘cause we’re running pretty low?

ah f*ck, don’t worry ‘bout it y’all, just a bunch of liberal bullsh*t

oh hey, slit, speaking of liberal bullsh*t, youtube went and f*cking banned your skit from the last album

uh, what now?

you know, the, the “f*ggot” one

eh, jesus christ, big f*cking surprise, the godd*mn liberal media, once again tryna silence the people
all i’m tryna say is if you got a d*ck—you’re a guy, you got a p*ssy—you’re a girl
just common f*cking sense that anyone with half a godd*mn brain stеm could figure out
why are thesе guys always on our f*cking nuts so hard?
and by the way, when i say “f*ggot,” i don’t mean f*ggot like a guy f*cking a guy, i mean f*ggot like being a c*nt
i, i dunno, man, am i being a c*nt? ‘cause like, i’m really not tryna be

nah, man, you’re good
yeah, man, you’re.. we get it, we get it

don’t worry about it

(*sighing*) i just wish they could understand our side of the story
this sh*t’s confusing
like, you get where i’m coming from, right? right?

yeah, man

dude, yeah, we, we, we get it

yeah, man, yeah, totally

eh, no, no, ok, no, f*f*ck it
f*ck this, f*ck it
i, i’m done, i’m going it bed
i’m going to f*cking bed
these motherf*ckers, f*cking shutting me down, f*cking godd*mn bunch of f*cking c*nts, bunch of f*cking liberal media bullsh*t, bunch of motherf*cking godd*mn [?]!!!!!!

(*sigh*) godd*mn, man, i mean slit’s my boy but, he’s kind of a f*cking cl*t

fughhhhhhh, man, one of these times, he is gonna open his f*cking mouth way too long and catch a bullet in his f*cking c*cksucker

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