lirik lagu couldn’t keep the pizza lit – larry the cable guy
some girl’s banging on my door the other day at four o’clock in the morning. i was like, “what in the world?” you know? so i got up and let her out. tell you what, i was madder than janet reno’s blind date.
i met this guy a while back, looked like shania twain. only a little shorter, and, uh, faces were different. i was drunk, it looked like shania twain. next morning mark twain is laying there next to me there, he–ho, ho–she was ugly, now. i take her to glamour shops, get her an estimate, you know. she was–man, she was ugly right there. she had marks on her from where people had been touching her with the ten-foot poles!
i don’t like miami too much though, there’s a lot of drugs and stuff. i was down there in broad daylight, car drive by, says, “you want some cocaine?”
i’m like, “no, officer.”
i don’t do drugs. i don’t know what i’m doing. i tried smoking mushrooms once, couldn’t keep the pizza lit, you know, so i quit doing that. i tell you, i was madder than a three-legged dog trying to bury a t-rd on an icy lake, i tell you what.
has it ever happened to you when you make love to your girlfriend and the dog licks your hind-end?
now that–lord, i apologize, for talking about the dog licking my crack there, and be with the starving pygmies down there in new guinea. amen.
i’m trying to teach my dog safe s-x but he keeps licking off the rubbers. that’s funny! i don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! if you don’t think that’s funny, you get out of here right now, ’cause. that’s a good program right there. preacher told me that joke. that’s right.
git-r-done!
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu sayla › lirik lagu b4 i go – sayla
- kumpulan lirik lagu madvanna › lirik lagu como una manía – madvanna
- kumpulan lirik lagu runki › lirik lagu sombre freestyle – runki
- kumpulan lirik lagu emma wallace › lirik lagu we’re all mad here – emma wallace
- kumpulan lirik lagu mathix › lirik lagu capitaine morgan – mathix
- kumpulan lirik lagu dalex › lirik lagu syrup de cherry – dalex
- kumpulan lirik lagu xone › lirik lagu caramel – xone
- kumpulan lirik lagu do re mi › lirik lagu adultery – do re mi
- kumpulan lirik lagu vide › lirik lagu either way – vide
- kumpulan lirik lagu marsupial lion › lirik lagu still the same – marsupial lion