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donuts - dan dingle lyrics

[intro: homer simpson & marge simpson]
holy f*cking sh*tb*lls, what the actual f*ck was that donut shop?! i walked in
expecting a godd*mn dount paradise and instead i got a f*cking nightmare!
those sh*theads think they can call themselves a donut shop?! they can go f*ck right off!

[verse 1: bart simpson & lisa simpson]
first off, the f*cking donuts looked like a dog’s *rs* after a rough night! who the f*ck made these pieces of cr*p, some c*nt with no hands and a blindfold?! dry as a godd*mn motherf*cking desert! i bit into one and i swear to god i thought i was eating a f*cking brick. no glaze, no nothing! just a big f*ck you to anyone who actually likes flavor! sh*t, i’d rather eat that cr*p flanders calls food!

[verse 2: homer simpson & marge simpson]
and what in the holy f*ck was that coffee? jesus h. christ on a donut, it tasted like sh*t dumped into a cup, mixed with sweat from satan’s *rs* i wouldn’t even pour that p*ssy coffee on lisa’s vegetables to k!ll them. and you know what else? it was colder than marge’s anger when i forget her birthday, f*ck!

[verse 3: marge simpson, bart simpson, & lisa simpson]
then there’s the f*cking staff! these useless f*ckers behind the counter couldn’t give less of a sh*t if they tried. motherf*ckers stood around like they were high on glue or something. i’ve seen dead guys move faster! hey, here’s a thought, move your f*cking *rs* and do your f*cking job! you ass think it’s funny to make me!
wait for a f*cking hour for a sh*tty donut?! screw you!

[verse 4: lisa simpson & homer simpson]
bottom line, this place is a f*cking travesty! i wouldn’t feed this p*ss*poor garbage to a rat! you want a real donut? stay the f*ck away from this dumpster fire! f*cking never again!

[outro gutiar solo]

- dan dingle lyrics

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