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17 micro-songs to boost your mood - daniel thrasher lyrics

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17 micro*songs to boost your mood lyrics
(intro)
this one goes out to everybody with an arch*nemesis! a*five, six, seven, well

[micro*song 1]
the best revenge is a life well*lived, in the other guy’s house, with the other guy’s wife

[micro*song 2]
my friends have dreams about pretty girls
but i have dreams about cupping handfuls of my own t**th

[micro*song 3]
whenever i get a linkedin request
my brain goes beep beep, fax fax
i’m a little businessman

[micro*song 4]
if we share fifty percent of our dna with bananas
how come human flesh doesn’t taste good in smoothies?
bee*dee*bee*bee*boo*boo

[micro*song 5]
chipotle aïoli is just spicy mayo for people who wear top hats

[micro*songs 6]
there are more chickens than there’s people in the world
we’ll soon become the nuggets
and they’ll become the nugget*makers
[micro*song 7]
if a girl asks you if she should get bangs
do not answer it’s a trap

[micro*song 8]
i had a dream that i was on a date with one of the charmin’ bears
and she refused to stop talkin’ about how clean her b*tthole was

[micro*song 9]
your bones are wet
just think about how wet your bones are
wet wet wet, little bones

[micro*song 10]
so many baby carrots in the bag
where are their carrot parents
tasty orange orphans
dip ‘em in ranch
dip ‘em in raaaa*

[micro*song 11]
why’s it called the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees dont f*ck?

[micro*song 12]
don’t ever tell me that a door is ajar
it’s a door, not a jar
do i look stupid to you
[micro*song 13]
when the guy in the movie
says the name of the movie
it’s like, “wow, that’s the name of the movie!”

[micro*song 14]
why we do think cookie monster is a monster?
aren’t we the monsters?
there’s a dude’s hand inside his skin

[micro*song 15]
si me puebla itinerer
bia combre marco polo piñata
ejo mexico porte
[unintelligible]

[micro*song 16]
every white kid has done karate
just ask a white kid, he’s probably done karate
but if you were to fight a white kid who’s done karate
you’d probably beat the white kid who’s done karate, yeah
hi*ya!

[micro*song 17]
scooby dooby doo, scooby dooby doo, scooby dooby don‘t… do drugs

- daniel thrasher lyrics

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