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mr. police officer - danny joey lyrics

{“oi! come here you little sh-t; you ain’t paid for your ticket!”}

[chorus]
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
stick your badge up your -ss and call my solicitor

[danny joey]
once upon a time i’s almost late for my new job
my train arrived as i did so i had to jump straight on
i got off at new street station and offered to buy a ticket
they said “you gotta pay a fine ‘cause you’re from northfield, ennit”
i refused to co-operate – i told ‘em to f-ck off
but then i was stopped by this d-ck-head of a cop
he said make an appeal and everything’ll be alright
so i made an appeal but the f-cking pig lied!

[chorus] x2
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
stick your badge up your -ss and call my solicitor

[danny joey]
that’s the third time i been stopped by you pigs
in the sp-ce of a week what d’ya want from me?
d’ya want summin’ to eat? like a big slab of meat
maybe jealous ’cause the third piggy had roast beef?
dirty f-cking egg mcm-ffin porking, bacon l1cking
sausage sucking , finger dunking punks
can push me by the chest in their bullet-proof vests
won’t let me go even though i ain’t under arrest
so here’s what i wish i said

[chorus] x2
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
suck – my – d-ck – mr. police officer
stick your badge up your -ss and call my solicitor

[alternative chorus]
l1ck my cl-t, mrs police officer
l1ck my cl-t, mrs police officer
l1ck my cl-t, mrs police officer
stick your taser up your vag’ and call my lawyer!

- danny joey lyrics

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