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caught red handed - david the baker lyrics

[intro, on*beat spoken word, girl, todd, catcher]
hey
i’m glad you could make it!
well, to be honest, i’m glad we could finally meet
oh, go take a seat on the sofa
i’ll be right back, i’ll just go grab us something to eat
wow, your place is awesome!
this isn’t my place
oh, sorry
wait, what do you mean?
hold on, i’ll just be a second!
actually, todd, why don’t you just take a seat?

[verse 1, todd, catcher]
woah, wait a minute, dude, back off
i’m on a date, didn’t do nothing at all
you coming here, that was clearly a bad call
why don’t we take a quick little look at your chatlogs…
wait, no!
ahh… you see? it clearly states that this girl was 14!
oh… i see…
sir, that’s a crime, do you know what that means?
look, now, i promise, it’s not what you think!
yeah, yeah, yeah, but the girl was 14
i got a wife and a family, please!
i don’t care, the girl was 14
come on now, dude, don’t put me on your stream!
chat, is he cooked? the girl was 14
no, i promise it’s not what it looks like, please*
let me stop you right there. the girl was 14
[verse 2, catcher]
see, todd, you’re a real bad guy
tried to hurt that child, and it will not fly
we got cops outside, we got cameras too
man, you really should’ve thought about what you planned to do
now, don’t move. we need something for the fans to view
wait, this is live?
on twitch, kick, and youtube!
shave his eyebrows off, get his pants removed
then send it to his workplace, and his parents, too

[bridge, catcher]
don’t be a dumb boy
if you run towards the front door
you’ll go to jail, you’ll be done for
what’d you come for? a date with the kid?
then claim innocence? bro, make it make sense
see, you wanted to flirt, and creep up her skirt
for what it is worth, this is what you deserve
i hope that this hurts:
scum of the earth

[verse 3, todd, catcher]
alright, i’m a creep, i admit it!
can we just forget this thing ever happened and start over new?
you don’t seem to get it. how freaking pathetic
can’t be sympathetic to people like you
you wanna save face, but it ain’t gonna help
you wanna play with these kids? should’ve played with yourself
now, facing you failed, your plan really basic as h*ll
now, come on, todd, tell us what you have to say for yourself
[break, todd, catcher]
i* i* i don’t know…
i shouldn’t’ve came here, i mean, i’m sorry!
but it’s not my fault!
no, no, no, todd, we don’t want excuses
all right? tell us the truth!
for once
okay…

[verse 4, todd]
i’ve confused myself
thought i knew myself
to the lord up high, i rebuke myself
trauma, product of abuse myself
honest, mama never knew my h*ll
i’m a monster, lock me up into my cell
because if not, then i’m probably gonna lose my health
i’ll be sobbing in the back of my closet
i’ll grab a gun, and then c*ck it, before i shoot myself

[outro, spoken word, catcher]
oh, he’s crying!
this is gonna get so many views!
alright, let’s wrap it up here
let’s take him to jail
and uhh, good stream, guys!

- david the baker lyrics

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