
skit#1: bottle of wine - degiheugi & miscellaneous (chill bump) lyrics
[spoken: bert kreischer, tom segura]
you love the booze, don’t ya?
you love to drink
i do
you booze ’till you snooze
dude, let me tell you something (oh yeah, i like that)
*sigh* i will never quit drinking
i will never quit drinking
i will always make sure that i can keep my body healthy enough so that i can always drink (oh yeah, i like that)
i love seeing a sunrise with a c*cktail
seeing a sunset with a c*cktail
having friends walk into your house, with a bottle of wine ( bottle of wine, bottle of wine, bottle of wine) (i like that)
getting on a plane, “can i get you something?”
double jack on thе rocks, lots of rocks
i love the moment somеone says, “hey, we should get a drink”
and you* and, you’re not supposed to
that feeling, it’s like a first kiss
you don’t get that first kiss, cause the kiss is when you’re married
you get to have those first drinks
at a brunch, someone goes, “should we do mimosas?”
and then, later goes, “actually, it’s bottomless mimosas”
and you’re like, “this is gonna be the best day ever” (oh yeah, i like that)
and you just hype me the f*ck up
aah, ha ha ha
you just hype me up bro (ha ha)
it’s like a locker room speech
yeah
it’s pretty inspirational
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