
lawnchair quarterback pt. 2 - deltron 3030 lyrics
[interlude: amber tamblyn, david cross]
* you know, it’s ridiculous the things they have now
* these kids have no appreciation
* no, none at all
* no appreciation for what their elders, what we did to, to create a pleasant environment
* you think the manual crank heel was easy? no, it was not. it was not easy to get up in that cloud
* you’re not gonna eat that hover sandwich?
* honey, i told you, we’ve gotta wait ’til it hits the floor. i can’t eat it in mid*hover. the kids can all do that. i haven’t been able to figure it out yet. it just gets all over the place
* i don’t know why they thought that was an improvement. back when i was growing up too, you knew how to talk to your elders. you did it in a very nasally sing*song kinda cadence, like, “oh my god.” and that’s how people talk, and that’s how you’re supposed to talk. these kids…
* absolutely. and also, you didn’t look at anybody while you talk to them. you made sure to text or tweet at that exact time. now you’ve got…
* they don’t do that anymore
* no
* speaking of which, are you gonna finish that entire…
* oh my god, ask me again
* no, let me finish what i was saying. are you gonna finish that entire roast turkey thanksgiving dinner in the pill form?
* oh, no, do you want some? you can have one of ’em
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