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she puts the bitch in obituary - derek smalls lyrics

[verse 1]
her eyes are like needles
her face is like a mask
if you’ve got a question
it’s better not to ask
her tongue cuts like a hammer
her lips can only burn
if you don’t know better
its way too late to learn

[chorus]
when she dies she’s got a seat
on satan’s fatal ferry
she puts the b*tch
in obituary
(b*tch b*tch bituary ary ary)

[verse 2]
she’ll lord it over you
but she’s not among the ladies
her cooking is full of poison
her voice is straight from hades
she’ll do you for your money
and leavе you in a heap
she’s hard to let go of
but hardеr still to keep
[chorus]
you’ll be the target
of the hatchets she wants to bury
she puts the b*tch
in obituary
(b*tch b*tch bituary ary ary)

[bridge]
her toxic venom
the gift that keeps giving
you’re better off dead
but like the man said
life is for the living

[guitar solo]

[verse 3]
some days you have to wonder
why you let her drive you mad
she took all you were good for
and left you with the bad
her smile is so addictive
her legs a hidden retreat
she’d spray you full of bitter
and make it taste sweet
[chorus]
when they hold her farewell service
she’ll sell out the sanctuary
she puts the b*tch
in obituary
(b*tch b*tch bituary ary ary)
obituary

[spoken outro: jane lynch, derek smalls]
you think you’re so s*xy
you’re too old to wear leather pants
i can see the outline of your b*lls
this isn’t a new song, it sounds like every other song you’ve ever written
it’s just loud, this isn’t music
it doesn’t make any sense
it’s vile, why do you have to swear?
oh that makes it rock and roll, right? that’s ridiculous
you look like such a fool up there
you haven’t flossed in seventeen years
what’s living in those t**th anyway?
you embarrass me
oh you’re so hot
do your parents know you sh*t in the bed?
ain’t she great?

- derek smalls lyrics

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