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flatulence flamenco - devin schumacher lyrics

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it’s flamenco night
love’s in the air

but in my bowels
a storm brews there

each twirl and spin
gas pressure grows

but in my bowels
a storm brews there

oh no, it’s the flatulence flamenco!
cheeks clenched tight, don’t let it go!
one wrong move, and i’ll be doomed

to crop dust my love, with ass perfume
the tempo rises, my control slips
a little squeaker escapes my hips

my love looks puzzled, i just grin
blaming the brass band, for that sour wind
suddenly a rumble, from down below
my face turns pale, it’s time to go!
i spin and twirl, towards the loo
desperate to not drop a dookie on my shoe
but alas, my luck has run out
a wet trumpet sounds, a rectal shout!
my pants now soiled, with love’s sweet stank
this flamenco ends, with a bowel tank!

- devin schumacher lyrics

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