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cold jerky freestyle - digbar lyrics

[intro]
i’ma let y’all in on a lil digbar secret and i don’t really tell n0body forreal
hopefully some of y’all can relate to me, bruh
ay

[verse]
b*tch i wake up in the morning beat my meat at 10
then i brush my t**th and get to beating on my meat again
i done bust a nut like all over the seat again
clean it up and then i go and rinse it and repeat again
i’m the number one beater derek jeter i stay with the wood
i just bought some grip gloves just so i could get it good
evеr since i was a jit i was misunderstood
used to bеat my meat while watching prime carrie underwood
i remember when my mom found the lotion right beside me
so i kinda panicked i said “mom i got dry feet!”
like*like you see the skin? she wasn’t buying it
so i started pumping in my hand and then applying it
then she walked away and closed the door i waited til she backed away
put the lotion on my meat and then i went and whacked away
hoo hoo hoo!
that was back in the day though like
now i’m a changed man
i switched it up like i don’t even use the same hand
b*tch i’m ambid*ckstrous depends on the day man
i’m always beating it i ruined all my day plans
remember when i accidentally beat it to a gay man (woah woah woah i know that sound crazy * but i still ej*cul*ted)
anytime you see me man i probably just m*st*rbating
i bust a nut in arizona then it evaporated
i bust a nut in therapy my therapist congratulated
b*tch, look
i bust a nut in alaska then my s*m*n went and froze fast
when i bust a nut i get to wiggling my toes fast
man i try to take a break but it don’t last
ten*time yearly trophy winner for most jacks
oh my god i’m addicted to my d*ck somebody save me
i done k!lled my d*ck it’s like a zombie this is dayz
i stopped cold jerky but i gave it up on day 3
if you could bet on someone beating meat i would take me
i would bet the house
any time i beat my meat i just wet the house
d*mn
i got a bad addiction
i beat my meat in any room i beat it in the kitchen

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