
i hate college - dirt nasty lyrics
[intro: asher roth]
yo, this is motherf-ckin’ asher roth
hangin’ out in castle creek chugging water
rappin’ to horsies with my f-ckin’ man, dirt nasty
stretch armstrong, this is the f-ckin’ white album
[dirt nasty]
yeah, i never went to college
so i , you know, i don’t really got too many story to tell
but f-ck college, you know what i mean
get your d-ck sucked
[chorus]
that party last night was off the chain
but i didn’t make it
i got bad grades so i stayed home, alone and faded
smoking beer and drinking weed
i flunked english and history
gpa a 1.3
can’t get into university
man, i hate college
[verse 1]
can’t go to college, man god dammit
no chasing girls all over the campus
cause man i can’t understand it
it’s off to devry to be a mechanic, sh-t
frat boys you can suck a d-ck
with that chug chug sh-t
chug on this
i get 40s pour it in my mouth
from gorgeous wh0r-s at your sorority house
i never got my edumacation
so i sneak in the library, hit on asians
honkies too, i’m not racist
if you dumb like me, all i can say is…
[chorus]
that party last night was off the chain
but i didn’t make it
i got bad grades so i stayed home, alone and faded
smoking beer and drinking weed
i flunked english and history
gpa a 1.3
can’t get into university
man, i hate college
[bridge]
but i love drinking
and i love women
but i hate college
[verse 2]
i can’t say that i’m really mad, but wait
suck my d-ck before you graduate
a keg party, that gives me a happy face
i ain’t invited, suck the rattle snake
f-ck your alumni
i shroom with your girl, she thinks i’m a fun guy (ooo)
she was taking back shots
from me while i was dressed like a mascot
that’s hot, that’s collegiate
i throw up all over your tempur-pedic
snorting whiskey, drinking cocaine
got kicked out of college on the very first day
[chorus]
that party last night was off the chain
but i didn’t make it
i got bad grades so i stayed home, alone and faded
smoking beer and drinking weed
i flunked english and history
gpa a 1.3
can’t get into university
man, i hate college
[bridge]
but i love drinking
and i love women
but i hate college
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