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julie got ran over by a reindeer (bonus) - divad divine lyrics

[intro]

[chorus]
julie got ran over by a reindeer (thank god!)
tromping home from victor’s, christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for big miss julie, she believes

[verse 1]
she’d been eating too much eggnog
and we’d begged for her to go
but she’d forgotten her ozempic
and she rolled right out the door into the snow
when we found her christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her p*ssy!
and victor’s cumstains all over her back

[chorus]
julie got ran over by a reindeer (thank god!)
tromping home from victor’s, christmas evе
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for big miss julie, shе believes

[verse 2]
now we’re all so proud of victor
he’s been taking this so well
see him in there watching p*rnos
drinking beer and playing with his self
it’s not christmas without julie
all the food is still intact
and we just can’t help but wonder…
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(just send them back!)
[chorus]
julie got ran over by a reindeer (thank god!)
tromping home from victor’s, christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for big miss julie, she believes

[verse 3]
now the pig is on the table (not julie though)
and the pudding made of fig
and the sh*tty melted candles
that would have just matched the hair in julie’s wig
i’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
“better watch out for yourselves
or you’ll end up just like julie
we’ll see you and then we’ll just say, ‘oh well!'”

[chorus]
julie got ran over by a reindeer (thank god!)
tromping home from victor’s, christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for big miss julie, she believes
(touch ‘em, girl!)

[chorus]
julie got ran over by a reindeer (thank god!)
tromping home from victor’s, christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as santa
but as for big miss julie, she believes
[outro]
maybe we’ll get lucky and it’ll be kenner’s turn next year! right, franny?

- divad divine lyrics

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