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the evil abc's - dog man the musical original cast lyrics

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[petey, spoken]
hey! what do you say we learn our evil abc’s?

[lil petey, spoken]
okay!

[petey, spoken]
listen closely

(sung)
a is for annihilation
b is for the bombs that go boom boom!
c is for*

[lil petey]
candy!

[petey, spoken]
close!

(sung)
carnage
d is for impending doom
e is for evil laughter
mwahahahaha!
f is for*
[lil petey]
friends! like dog man

[petey, spoken]
no

(sung)
f is for the fury inside

[lil petey, spoken]
he’s furry on the outside

[petey, spoken]
not furry, fury!

[lil petey]
g is ’cause he’s such a good doggy

[petey, lil petey]
focus now!
h is for homicide
i is for injustice (i like dog man!)
j is for my jaded soul (the way he jumps and jokes so joyously!)
k is for my k!ller instincts (k is for kindness)
l is for lethal!
and the love he shows to me!
[petey, spoken]
will you stop talking about dog man!?
ahem

(sung)
m is for mutilation
n is for nemesis, or nemeses
and o*

[lil petey]
oh, how i miss dog man!

[petey]
and p*

[lil petey]
pee! that’s what he does on trees!
q is for his q*tnеss

[petey, spoken]
quit it!

[lil petey]
r is for his ruff ruff ruff!

[petey, spoken]
really?
[lil petey]
s is for his silliness
and t is for*

[petey, spoken]
that’s enough!

[lil petey]
u can spеll it many ways
but he’s a v.i.p
he’s w, x*tra cool!

[petey]
why?

[lil petey]
y? it’s not so hard to z
that dog man
yes, dog man
no matter how you spell it
i just wanna yell it
dog man is the bestest friend to me!

[petey, spoken]
well, that went well

- dog man the musical original cast lyrics

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