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degenerate's anthem - dr. chucklefart lyrics

[verse]
i lubricate bananas and i stick ’em up my assh0l*
sometimes when i’m thirsty, i like to pee in my cereal bowl
i took out h*lla loans just to put them all on red
i never paid them back, so i’m getting chased by the fed
i see the casino more than i see my own family
sometimes when i’m bored, i like to take some nose candy
gambling is my hobby, but i almost never win
start making me a krabby patty
start diggin’ in yo b*tt twin
spongebob kinda tweakin’, but i like it when he’s freaky
sometimes when he’s freaky, he likes to show me his pp
sometimes when i’m hungry, i drink sprite and eat zyns
fortnite just came out with new fantastic four skins
i will never get a job, i’ll stay unemployed
i have no money, but at least i don’t have an android
sometimes when i’m home, i like to goon to femboys
sometimes when i’m gooning, i always use my rose toy
please don’t take my word for it
i just needed to rhyme with something
when i’m at the casino, all my money diminishes to nothing
i once had a goon contest with a homeless guy for five dollars
i didn’t have no money, so he shot me with two revolvers
my favorite genre of music is brazilian phonk
i don’t know what rhymes with phonk, so i’ma just say gronk
i don’t like taking showers, i don’t like basic hygiene
if you like taking showers
in my eyes, you are not clean

- dr chucklefart lyrics

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