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lirik lagu dirty nursery rhymes – 2 live crew

you aint got no sh-t for me
my mamma and you mamma was talking a lil sh-t
my mamma calle your mamam a bulldoggogged -ss b-tch
i know your sister and the b-tch aint sh-t
shes laid me and all da boys
and even sucked our d-ck

jack and jill went up da hill to have a little fun
jack got mad kicked jill in the -ss bcuz he cudnt make her come
momma bear and poppa bear with four walked through da forrest
momma bear asked poppa bear could he could eat her porridge
poppa bear said “sh-t b-tch, you must think i’m sick
just get down here on your knees and suck this bear -ss d-ck”

abraham lincoln was a good ol’ man
he hopped out the window with his d-ck in his hand
said “excuse me ladies, i’m doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty”

far out

dares an ol’ lady who lives in a shoe
got a house full of kids and don’t know what to do
she sucked and f-cked all the n-gg-s around
when it’s time to pay rent could none be found

little miss muffit sat on da tuffit
with her legs gapped open wide
up came a spider
looked up inside her and said “that p-ssy’s wide!”

little jack h-rner sat in in da corner
f-ckin dis cutie pie
stuck in his thumb and made da b-tch c-m
and said “h-llova n-gg- am i!”

humpty dumpty fell of da wall cause a boiled egg was suckin his b-lls
all da kings horses and all da kings men
couldn’t put that fat m-th-f-cker back together again

yo ed wait. i got one. hey dig dis i got one.
check dis out.

da two dudes. dig dis da two dudes… two dudes dressed like nuns. right

little red riding hood was on her way to your mother’s house
but before she got there
she met this man that tturned her hot -ss out

her buds are a? down your ear
da dogs on my -ss and their gettin there
her hair came loose
and fell on her leg
b-tch check your weave dats in dat leg (?)

b-tch get dat weave out


b-tch get dat weave out

(mix it)

b-tch get dat weave out

hey you ruined my record! i just bought it!

- kumpulan lirik lagu 2 live crew