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peridot vs the flatwoods monster (2020) - eddiefrb lyrics

peridot:

*ahem* here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
i’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
on this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
by removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*peridot grumbling noises* not a stretch to erect you defective
when even your very permanence comes into question
when pumpkin warned me of a danger * i assumed it would be that
not a braxton brat left like his name and fame * flat!

thе flatwoods monster:

is your win’s existencе evident? let’s gather the evidence
you drone on more than those that defend your residence
homeworld’s logic is astounding * they’ve made an era 2
i’ll be taking lapis out of your life * you’re feeling blue
shud a lil’ butler step up in this bout
i’ll prove you’re not unique * i cast the shadow of a doubt
staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
while your campy pining heart couldn’t even keep a log date

peridot:

i don’t think my message was received, judging by your torment
you just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
the point is * i’m prevailing in this verbal gem war
so i order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
you’d like a log date, wouldn’t ya? got a thing for tree trunks
but now the flatwoods monster’s unable to touch stumps
*nyeheheh!* that will be all, you flatwoods clod
there will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud
the flatwoods monster:

towering over this mistake, like my name was yellow diamond
when i’m spitting fire b*lls to leave this breakfast friend crying
don’t get con*fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
i sighted doritos and mountain dew fused, it was you!
step out of your uni*verse and face me in tangibility
for i shall spare this cl*sterf*** due to her lack of ability
so you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble sk!lls from steven
before i leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..

- eddiefrb lyrics

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