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solving the cost of living crisis with celery - emerson brophy lyrics

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[verse 1]
we’re in a cost of living crisis
(grocery bills are higher everyday)
food waste is also at its highest
(one third of food is thrown away)
but i’ve got a smart solution
a fix with which n0body loses
(hey you, supermarket tycoon)
here’s what you gotta do
you’ve gotta let me buy one celery stick

[verse 2]
don’t need a whole bunch
why’d you make me buy it when i only need
one celery stick
it’s for a bolognese
now i’m stuck with celery for 7 more days

[verse 3]
ants on a log only go so far
when peanut b*tter costs so much a jar
so please start letting me buy
one celery stick

[verse 4]
i know your self checkout machine
has the functionality
to enable me to buy veggies by the kg
so sell me just
one celery stick

- emerson brophy lyrics

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